Old Man
What are tig old man bitties? And why did the teenagers in the mall say they liked mine?
I was sitting at the Cinnabon in the mall this morning and a group of teenagers came up to me and said "Yo, we like your tig old man bitties". I told them thank you and gave each of them a shiny new quarter that I pulled out of my coinpurse, and then they walked away laughing and having a grand ole' time.
I must have made their day, but I'm not quite sure what they meant by their statement. Any ideas?
This story gives me a warm, tingly feeling inside. Its very nice that today's youth are showing their elders respect. Its not often a group of youngsters will even look twice at the elderly.
As we all know, man boobs usually come about after well built athletic men reach a certain age, or stop working out. If your pectoral muscles were like mine are today, I can see why you have such man boobs. The muscle loses its rigidness, starts to sag, pushes out the nipple in a prominent position.
( wearing polo shirts or tight fitting t-shirts only magnifies the chest--try loose fitting flannel or polyester prints)
It was also very generous of you to throw them a quarter. I'm sure they will save it and put it towards school supplies.
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